to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
by Nickolai Peropo February 13, 2008
by Pedro_the_Penguin September 07, 2020
by breezy87 September 23, 2015
Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.
Your talking Jizz
by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014
by Katerungl November 09, 2017
by t.y. chang February 03, 2009
(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.
Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.
Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
by Har the Czar April 26, 2009