John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006

T-Jingle Friend

A person who is not worth enough to receive a custom ring tone so they are stuck with the t-jingle.

"oo who's calling? No one important its just the t-jingle."

Thus leading to t-jingle friend.

by cutiewiddamealplan November 21, 2010

Jingle Jam

A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.

You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...

by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010

Jingoist

a person who thinks that in order to solve government problems, we should use every force we have (army, navy, air force, marines)

Randy: "Hey there Billy Bob! Did ya hear that them middle easterners are protestin' us?"
Billy Bob: "Send in them troops! Blow 'em to bits!!! Damn foreigners!!! I'm proud to be one o' them jingoists!"

by EUREKA!!! BACON!!!! October 26, 2009

Jingle Noob

Very unskilled gamers, usually found playing the newest Call of Duty around Christmas time. This can also be applied to Halo or any other game. They usually get dominated by more skilled players who have had the game for months.

Term originated from the G187 Clan on Call of Duty 4.

Guys, it's Christmas Eve... I can't wait to play the Jingle Noobs tomorrow morning.

by DrAiNx13 January 15, 2011

Jango'ed

To be beaten (or killed) in a manner not befitting your awesomeness, often by a person you were not even fighting at that time.

Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu (Sam Jackson), while he (Fett) was otherwise engaged fighting a large space rhino on the planet Genosis during the final act of StarWars: Ep II: AOTC

"I just fragged bob and steve, but then i was Jango'ed by some 12 year old from Korea!"

by MikeRoss September 18, 2007

Jingle Boyed

To be ignored or palmed off by a love interest at christmas time.

Oh is James coming to the Christmas party?

- No, I got jingle boyed

or

I tried to kiss Holly at on Christmas Eve but she jingle boyed me

by Daisy Louise Stower March 13, 2016