Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 3, 2022

Fighter Jets

The game played in all male locker rooms, where you chase around your friends and jizz on their legs to get them out.

Wanna play fighter jets?
You know you're going to lose.
Thats how I like it.

by BIGGERST DICKERST September 22, 2023

Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.

I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.

by Zach Walters February 16, 2024

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

Cool as jets

To get angry and hot tempered about something.

Tell him I know he cheated on his gf. That will have him cool as jets

by FranxNidge November 24, 2024