Jewish dozen

Eleven of something.

A Jewish dozen bagels would be 11 bagels.

by Doc Sigma July 30, 2008

Jewish Holiday

A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)

There's always more than you can eat at our Passover seder.

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

Jewish rental

The practice of buying a product one needs only for a short time, using it, then returning it for a refund.

'Every year for the Super Bowl my buddy buys a big-screen TV and returns it once the game's over.'

'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'

by AvengingRedHand January 8, 2014

Jewish Porn

The act of a jewish couple complimenting the amout of money one has.

My husband and I had jewish porn last night. I found out he has $1,000,000 in his bank account!

by The South Ass February 15, 2017

jewish hotbox

A blowjob

Hey I heard she gave Jerry a Jewish hotbox last night

by Rufeelingitnowmrkrabs March 23, 2017

Jewish lover

A guy that loves his Jewish girls

He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him

Kyle:
I love me some Jewish girls

Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover

by Savagemylads July 25, 2019

jewish institute of queens

jewish institute of queens is a stupid school where there are mouses THAT ARE DEAD hiding in the place most kids play. theres 2 schools and none of them are better then the other. the principle's can suck my dick. they dont even deserve that. kys.

smart person: hey! you go to that school uhhh, jewish institute of queens! right?

dumb person who goes there: oh yeah I do bbg!

by jewish institute of queens January 28, 2022