jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.

TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's

by 2k YouTuber Definer May 30, 2017

Ben Jenner

A really big nerd who can’t afford to fix his glasses and has a massive crush on a girl called maeve but she is actually a bit fit ngl.

Oh my god it’s a Ben Jenner!!! Everyone protect maeve from the pedo!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FRICKEN LIVES!!!!

by PoopyHead1 October 8, 2018

Jeaner

The area at the crotch of your jeans that pops up when you sit down and resembles a Weiner or Weenie. This can happen to men, women and children alike. For some it is a welcome addition, to others it is an embarassment.

"Man, when I ride my bike I get a huge Jeaner" or "hey did you see that girl's Jeaner? Nasty!"

by JenniferinReno April 15, 2008

Kylie Jenner

When plastic goes into humans instead of the ocean. Both are an issue.

Teen Girl: I wanna look like Kylie Jenner!

Some random fuck: Might as well say you wanna be a straw..

by Swaggyanimebabe August 19, 2019

Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.

Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

Kylie Jenner Challenge

A challenge where a person puts a shot glass or any small container over their lips them sucks out all the air. They usually wait a 15-30seconds. The suction bruises and swells up their lips so they are big like the famous Kylie Jenner's. This challenge DOES damage your lips and the results have a 30% chance of becoming permanate.

The kylie jenner challenge made my lips huge!!

by juleyonce May 10, 2015

Kylie Jenner

One of many people who got famous because of ther plastic surgeries induced looks. It is estimated she spent 2 millions on:
-breast implants
-but implants
-lover rib removal
-lip injections
-jaw reconstruction
-chin implant to match match the new jaw
-eyebrow lift
-eyelid widening
-nose job
-cheek lift

So basically everything on her is fake and she completely changed her appearance

Susan: damn Sally be getting that butt implant, nose job and jaw reconstruction all at once
Meghan: she gonna Kylie Jenner it for real!

by ~yellow Daffodil~ June 11, 2018