SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.

"Another One! JEEZ!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.

F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.

by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023

Jeez

A bigh sigh when someone is sad but wanna seem like if it's happy

Person 1: (today I'm sad but I don't wanna ma friends to notice ) Jeez, hey guys!

by The Dwarf fish March 30, 2022

Jeez-its

The new "brand" name for communion wafers.

There's a petition supporting this on change dot org, titled "I want to rename communion wafers to jeez-its."

"The priest placed Jeez-its in everyone's mouths, and let each of us have a sip of his wine."

by somethinginspanish October 16, 2025

Jeez Louweeze

Meaning : "wtf you have got to be flipping kidding me?" OR "you've got to be fucking shitting me" el oh el

I can't believe that asshole took off with my phone charger...jeez louweeze

by Shtup September 19, 2017

oh for jeez

a statement anger or discontent made by somebody named Sue

sue watches a movie starring Eddie Murphy and he drops the F-bomb
"oh for jeez" sue says then turns her head away while puckering her mouth with anger

by jawsh yoo wah January 14, 2008