Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

by Themathblaster November 1, 2013

Jester's Hat

A sexual act performed either kneeling, squatting or sitting, surrounded by a number of standing males in a circle brandishing their penises.

The person in the middle of the circle then proceeds with oral sex on the penises, especially wanking/jerking off 2 penises at a time to emulate the shape of a Jester's hat on his or her head.

Note: Each penis refers to one of the floppy points on a jesters hat (liliripes). A minimum of 3 is required.

"That party was banging last night. Some slut was giving me and the boys a jesters hat until we jizzed all up in her face like we just opened a tin of custard."

"sup girl. how do you feel about wearing a jester's hat for me and the boys tonight?"

by cherrydizzle August 16, 2009

DJ_Jester

The uber crazy OMGWTFBBQ Dj on Radio Free Zion that noone will ever realize whats going on....ever! Good Tunes, great time.

What did Jester just say?

Nothin hes just bein himself

by Hammel March 7, 2005

Jester

Age old humour maker, prone to premature deaths.

Oh no the jester was slain! Thats 3 today.

by mike June 28, 2003

Jester

n. A person who has a tendency to jesty behaviour.

Speaker 1: "I see Bob is out looking for that gas leak again using his lighter"

Speaker 2: " I know, he is realy is a complete jester".

by wordspotter March 16, 2010

Jester

When one is doing their partner from behind and is about to climax, the "pull out" and spit on their partner's back. The partner then turns around and unknowingly gets a shot of sperm in the face.

I was doing Marsha, then pulled a Jester, and she was like "OH IT'S IN MY EYE!!!"

by =AUX= April 19, 2006

Jester

The male harlequin.
The Fool.
Bacchus.

The maenads devoured the Jester during the Bacchic orgy.

by Kosmo May 17, 2004