Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

Jaqing Off

The act of jackin' it to every kink on the face of the planet.

unlike you guys with your vanilla kinks i have mastered the art of Jaqing Off

by Ruuuuukel June 2, 2017

Jayking Off

Verb; The way a man who is to fat to reach his own penis masturbates. To do this they jiggle their excess flab all over their cock.

"Hey did you see that fatso jayking off in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah! That was nasty!"

by Annihilator of Urans July 5, 2016

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia

jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof

by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010