by DirtyRed October 31, 2017
Get the Jack in a Box mug.1. God's gift to himself, it is a restaurant chain on the west coast. Its fries are made out of 100% pure awesome and its burgers are an orgasm between two buns. They serve everything, and they do it well.
They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.
2. Children's toy... whatever.
They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.
2. Children's toy... whatever.
Bill: Dude, I got you jack in the box.
Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?
Bill: I got you the toy *lol*
Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?
Bill: I got you the toy *lol*
Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
by Flick507 June 2, 2011
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a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.
Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
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Get the jack in the box mug.v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.
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Get the jack-in-the-socks mug.the definition of working for the devil where you have to pay to get your own paycheck but what the devil don't find out isn't a problem
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