Jacobed 

1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.

2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.

For example:

1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed

2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.

Jacobed by thememaw February 4, 2010

Jacobesque 

Describes one that uses too much complex words to make simple tasks/objects seem much more complicated than they are.

This mechanism is very robust.

He is so Jacobesque.

Jacobesque by origami_XD March 30, 2010

Jakob

A guy with a very huge penis.

Guy: See that guy Jakob??
Girl: Yeah, and his penis is soooo huge

Jakob by Chickencore March 10, 2018

jacobenson 

a nasty simp that won't leave you alone and is also possessed by a demon :)

UGH I HATE Jacobenson!!!

jacobenson by Jacobenson's wife June 15, 2020

Jakob

Jakob is a really fucking hot and attractive guy, he has an amazing personality and is funny. He isnt buff, but he is very fit and sporty. He often has blue eyes and blonde hair. He is much rarer than a Jacob and as his name implies, he is protected by god - meaning “may God protect".
Every girl wants him and wants to talk to him but he doesn't care for most of them. He is a real homie and will never abandon his bros.

Girl: God i love Jakob
Girl 2: Yea he is sooooo hot and smart.

Jakob by Jakob.0.0.0 December 4, 2020

jakobsdal 

A real askar neighberhood with the best places for shesh sessions. Its located in linköping and is 10X more dangerous than any other place in sweden. The queen of england once spoke out about how beautiful the nature and the surroundings are but how the death rate was so high duo to shootings. Jakobsdal carry some of the smartest children and they once built an entire amusmentpark from only a piece of glas and a rubberband. Jakobsdal represent all types of people from different backgrounds but not eparaggare bc they are seen as disgusting and are being hunted down and killed on sight. Jakobsdal is a place for all, periodtttt

hi wanna go to jakobsdal?
yeah i have a fat joint i wanna smoke near the water

jakobsdal by kahpetchino March 13, 2021

Jakob and Meadow 

This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.

Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.

Jakob and Meadow by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022