Lady issue

A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.

Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?

Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.

Person one: Why, what's wrong?

Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'

Person one: Why's that?

Person two: I just came off my lady issue

by Miss Chavez July 27, 2011

Ishell

The most bipolar and yet lovable girl you can ever meet, when you meet an Ishell, you meet a friend for life, although she can be short tempered, she can still give you a bear hug so hard you can hardly breathe and say nice things as she’s suffocating you

Ishell is the best
Hey look over there, it’s Ishell, everyone make way

by KingxDk May 5, 2018

issuetainment

TV show that attempts to tackle an issue, but is geared up more to entertain than to make a difference.
Originally coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

Did you see that issuetainment last night, where they made those fat kids do sports? They weren't trying to help them, just make them look silly on TV.

"The only solution is to find a new threat, which brings us to 'Ian Wright's Unfit Kids' (C4), a weekly 'issuetainment' programme in which the former footballer and renowned enemy of grammar forces a bunch of overweight youngsters to take part in some extracurricular PE." - Charlie Brooker, Screen Burn (9/16/2006)

by Blue Jack January 22, 2009

polarized issue

An issue that has been made to appear black or white, wrong or right, one way or the other. These issues are intended to appear as though there are no other alternatives. People tend to polarize issues in an attempt to further their religious, environmental or political agendas.

"It's a polarized issue, you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem."

"They polarize the issue to make it look like everyone either supports homosexuality or hates homosexuals."

by atomzer0 April 3, 2006

Stepdad Issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad

William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."

by WilliamHaynesDictionary August 7, 2015

luke ische

The absolute mad man legend. He is amazingly strong and sexy. He is the embodiment of what god should actually be like. Legend says he only uses 0.00000000000001% of his abilities just to be fair with everyone else.

"Man I hope I don't run into Luke Ische today, I heard he snapped Thanos out of existence yesterday evening for the fun of it..."

by Shigure Miyamoto August 14, 2019

Mommy Issues

These issues can be present themselves in any gender, but may symptoms may present differently across genders. An individual who's toxic attributes in any of their relationships is, at least in part, attributal to having a strained or distant relationship with their mother (e.g. Elizabeth). Alternatively, one who may have been over-nurtured by their mother (#sheltered e.g. Norman Bates).

Mommy issue's are generated from having mother that must include at least one of the behaviors listed below:
-Gaslighting

-Failure to validate or acknowledge her child's emotions
-Treating child as incapable of taking care of themselves
-Dismissive
-Absent
-Overbearing

Someone with mommy issues exhibits some or all of these behaviors listed below:
-Manipulative
-Distorted self image
-Lack of empathy
-Self-centered
-Delusional

-Insecure attachments (particularly in romantic relationships)
-Witholding (i.e. depriving others of emotional support for for leverage)
-Lack of objectivity

"That girl has bordeline personality disorder" - Guy 1

"No dude, she just has mommy issues. Have you met her mom? She's psycho" - Guy 2

by Hija de la gran puta May 17, 2023