It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be

1. a euphenism for someone to realize that something didn't happen, it ain't happening now and it never will.

2. a hit song from the summer of 1989 by Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin and her pupil Whitney Houston.

1. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter recently said she "knows" the father of her child "loves" her and will "come back" to them some day. Anybody else surely knows about this "love" - it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be.

2. Johnny lived with a girl in BFE. He slacked off and she worked all day to make some money for him. One afternoon he packed up and left her high and dry. Every evening she sits on the porch waiting for moocher Johnny to come back. It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be. He never gave a damn all this time.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

National Prove Your D Isn’t Small

You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..

Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!

by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020

when imposter isn't sus

when the imposter isn't sus...................oh well

man1: HEY DUDE when imposter isn't sus
man2: ._.
man1: ._.
man2: delete my number you have wasted so much of my time

by Fricken Yeet April 24, 2021

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Time's tide will smother you
And I will too
When you laugh about people who feel so
Very lonely
Their only desire is to die
Well, I'm afraid
It doesn't make me smile
I wish I could laugh
… But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know ...
… Kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
… It was dark as I drove the point home
And on cold leather seats
Well, it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my
Face after all
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives

And now it's happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
Oh ...
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh ...
And now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh...
And now, now, now it's happening in mine
(I've seen this happen)
Happening in mine
Oh...now, now
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh...
And now it's happening in mine
(Happen)
Happening in mine
Oh...
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
… I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh...
And now, now, now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Mine, mine
Happening in mine

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

by Death Menace February 22, 2023

non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

by Marbarian April 13, 2005

Michael Jackson isn't dead

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

by jsiksi August 6, 2009

Mine isn't dead either

A phrase to illustrate and/or describe the state of being of an organism, including but not limited to worms studied in lab, green cats, and any type of rodent. It can also refer to the relative state of being of any type of plant, usually one that has, in the recent past, been olarked upon or next to.

"Whoa, dude, is your cat that is greenish in appearance alive? 'Cause mine isn't dead either!"
"That tree was olarked on like 2 hours ago. And guess what? Mine isn't dead either!"
"I just saw that lady braid her armpit hair next to that cactus. Mine isn't dead either!"

by T'Megan the King May 3, 2015