by Macrophone September 29, 2006
by Cappy Ryder July 22, 2009
A religion practiced by millions worldwide
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
by Awarren October 13, 2008
A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
by hotenuf13 April 01, 2008
This is a religion. Only the baddest bitches worship Tomura Shigaraki. This fine ass man deserves the world. He is a god, THE strongest god to ever exist. This man can do anything and can make your wishes come true. If you are a bad ass bitch you should think about worshipping the god Tomura Shigaraki.
by sai shigaraki’s whore April 23, 2021
When a not-funny person tries to tell a joke, and as expected, it isn't funny. Generally Followed by an awkward silence and is also the leading cause of conversations ending abruptly.
guy 1: Man, Kobe Bryant is hurt! I hope he can return!
guy 2: Yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.
guy 1: Was that supposed to be funny? Nice nightmare-ism.
guy 2: Yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.
guy 1: Was that supposed to be funny? Nice nightmare-ism.
by Mykrob April 25, 2011
by thebaddestbiatch March 14, 2021