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Vampire-ism 

A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.

A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
Darnell only seems to call after 11 o'clock at night, I wonder if he has VAMPIRE-ISM.
Vampire-ism by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008
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Auto Vampirism 

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

vampirism 

Vampirism is the disease/ability described many ways throughout history creating Vampires. The main concept for vampirism can be someone who is drinking the blood of humans or animals, or someone draining the psychic energies of somebody else. Many sources tell of several accompanying attributes like fangs, pale skin, mild to severe allergy to sunlight, silver and garlic. Stories tell of ability to fly, shapeshift, about the need of coffins, immortality and vampires being living dead.

Many of these beliefs are myth or fiction but there lives a society claiming to be real vampires today, and they assert the following:

Vampirism is the disease or abilities related to vampires.
Vampirism can be conducted two ways. Either someone is turned (created by another vampire), or awakened (become one by him/herself in time). When someone shows the symptoms of being sensitive to sunlight, prefering to be awake during the night, having very acute senses, and instincts, somewhat resistant to common illness.. as well as having a thirst/hunger nothing seems to be able to ease, and an easily triggered 'secondary personality' the beast, who is violent, very temperamental, and impatient. V

Related to this community, vampirism DOESN'T mean immortality, death when contacting garlic, silver, or sunlight, blood tears, consumption of nothing but blood, sacred symbols are not lethal to- nor feared by vampires, they do show up in mirrors, they dont heal instantly, they are not all pale, not all beautiful, they're not all evil, and they dont live a secluded life away from human society.
vampirism by [Sanguine] August 23, 2006

emotional vampirism

The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.
Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.
emotional vampirism by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006

Self-Vampirism

The drinking of one's own blood. Someone who does this is called a self-vampire.

Leona embraced self-vampirism three weeks after being diagnosed with a strange mental disorder when she began sucking the blood from a wound on her finger.
Self-Vampirism by Casey132 October 30, 2008

vampirism 

Vampirism, A warcraft III Game, Where the vampires have to catch the peasants, When caught the peasant will be turned into a vampire, The game name - Vampirism
Hey guys, Lets go create vampirism and be peasents, we will win!

I'm going to go host vampirism.
vampirism by Me.... May 19, 2006

vampireish 

(noun) to feel like a vampire
Anne: I have an unsatiable hunger for human blood

Kathy: You must be feeling vampireish
vampireish by curtain calling January 20, 2011
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