anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

investiHATE

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.

I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing

by A. Neal January 24, 2008

Privates Investigator

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.

Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen

by 12345498456 April 22, 2008

investihate

To investigate what your co-worker that you don't like is doing so you can hate on them for succeeding.

A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."

by Danimal Mac February 3, 2006

Investigatorally

see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.

Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie

I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant

by dateofbirth October 16, 2012

Investigative Journalism

Code for looking up shit that you really shouldn't be looking at.

John: What are you doing online at 3 in the morning?
Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?

by gLiTcH(); January 5, 2021

inbestigators

2 nerds 1 party planner and another guy never knows whats going on, start a detective agency in a backyard.

lmfao the inbestigators is shit bro

by clarksonthegenius April 12, 2021