intoxiface

the retarded faces you inherently make while drunk. your friends often photograph these faces and make you regret them intensely.

oh shit! that's a pretty bad case of intoxiface right there.

by kate_demolition June 6, 2011

intoxicology

The study of the most efficient ways and substances to get intoxicated with.

"Fred always comes up with the best concoctions to get the party started. He musta done some studying in intoxicology or sum shit."

by WalterPFreely March 13, 2021

intoxicited

The feigned excitement one feels while they're drinking.

Sunny was intoxicited to see me 'cause he really doesn't like me a whole lot.

by maffmaff April 20, 2021

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

infoxicated

to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by being a room surrounded by absolute hotties.

Jeff was stuttering and was clumsy when we visited my girlfriend in the changing room at the gentleman's club, he was definitely infoxicated.

Bill totally pissed himself when the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders posed with him for a picture, what an infoxicated douche.

by Biggestwhoop October 25, 2011

Intaxication

The elation of getting a tax refund... Until you realise it was your money to start with.

Vanessa was intaxicated by the prospect of receiving a tax refund.

David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.

Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.

by simon94 August 4, 2010

infoxicated

Someone completely under the influence of Fox news.

John is infoxicated after watching Sean Hannity.

by Reeder@54 May 27, 2018