Interweb

A term used to describe a large scale network connection.

FIRST coined in the Sci-Fi series "Babylon 5"

07/13/1994
Episode name: "Eyes"
Season 1 : Ep. 16
Between time 14:36 to 14:57

Chief of Security: "while thats working, load in a web program"

Computer: "peramiters"

Chief of Security: "all info on Colonel Ari Ben Zayn, earth force internal and Mr Harriman Gray Psi Corps military specialist. The usual sources. Code all responses Gold-2"

Computer: "Acknowledged, Commencing interweb link"

by MitsMits February 7, 2010

interwebsmarts

A self-proclaimed intellectual! In all actuality, this individual is the worst type of so-called smart person since their knowledge is collected from any internet search engine they can access quickly enough to stall for time in hopes of being first to having the answer to whatever stupid discussion this individual is involved in.

Person 1: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Person 2: Mmmm?

Noise from Person 2 computer: Keyboard keys furiously clicking away!

Person 2: ACTUALLY, If a tree falls....

Person 1: Shut your face with those interwebsmarts! I just saw you on Wiki!

by NYTeeJay November 17, 2011

Willard Intermediate School

a bunch of kids who are still in middle school who think they’re in high school.

All of the actual high schoolers hate these kids

You’re middle schoolers, you go to Willard Intermediate School

by LaxbroCallin January 16, 2019

Teh Interwebz

Colloquial term for the Internet, used by teenagers who can type 1337 but can’t spell “the.”

FTW! N00b! You is breakin’ my flowage chattin on Teh Interwebz, innit? FOAD!

by J. D. Morden June 16, 2008

interwenchion

to intervene for the purpose of lightening one's mood; to assist in changing one's mood from wench-like to something more positive.

She was being bitchy, so we organized an interwenchion

by chloe December 17, 2004

redneck intermediary

A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.

Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.

by hesher47581 January 8, 2009

Interweb

1.Term used by middle aged people, or 'elderlies' who don't know anything about computers.
2.A much cooler way of saying 'internet'.

"You younguns' with your fancy MTV, and your interweb *shake cane*"
"Jah, I'm so tired! I spent all night chatting to some gal on the interweb!

by Sveet Steve. Katie October 2, 2007