Haissam inspection

An inspection that reveals flaws so big that the whole endeavor under consideration is aborted

we had a look at it and it turned ou to be a Haissam inspection so we just dropped it

by FanOfWally August 9, 2010

Edible inspiration

When working or studying and one goes to the fridge for food.

When you feel bad or have a lack of energy, and after food you feel better and up for it.

i was feeling so rought i diddn't want to come out tonight, but after some edible inspiration I felt great!

by jackhowell24 December 12, 2010

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Inspirement

Inspirement: (Noun) Pronounced "In-spire-ment".
The act of becoming motivated, encouraged, and enthused to the point of making a significant difference or change.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, I'm so burnt out from mid-terms, I really need some inspirement to make it through these finals.

Person 2: I know, man, I'm so worn down from all this work.

by Zom-B2487 December 23, 2008

inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009

Boner-Inspiring

When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.

"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"

by BKlemme September 26, 2005

masturbatory inspiration

When you need new ideas so you can "climax" during masturbation.

My best friend told me she needed some masturbatory inspiration because she got tired of thinking about the same things when she was masturbating. She couldn't "get off" anymore thinking about the same things over and over again.

by ChineseGoddess March 23, 2009