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The instant take-back feeling

The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.

Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.

Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.
STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...

BOB: Mia was fat anyways

BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)

STEVE: Yeah...

BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...

BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...
by noponylovesme November 5, 2011
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social instancing

A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?

Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.

Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
by coMANd'r March 30, 2020
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instant asshole

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.
by ahonakibs December 27, 2010
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instant

instant is how fast Arthur Mitchell says "shut up cunt" at the dinner table in Dexter
"I am so thankful for you Arthur!"
"shut up cunt"

My god, your response was so instant, I didn't even have time to finish
by meatsim June 22, 2011
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instant replay

When you drop a deuce, leave the bathroom and immediately turn right back in to drop another
I should cut down on fiber, i just had an instant replay
by MCBurg March 3, 2005
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instant coffee

People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.
bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!
by thatshowwedoit November 23, 2009
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Instant Biker

Derogatory term used by old bikers to describe:
1) Riders (mainly Baby Boomers) who have never ridden a motorcycle before
2) Wealthy doctors or lawyers etc..
3) Or have only ridden Japanese motorcycles before
- But now have bought a new Harley and consider themselves to be a "real biker".
This term is also used to describe people who ride "Harley Clones" (japanese motorcycles) like the Yamaha Road Star, Kawasaki Vulcan, Suzuki Intruder or the Honda Valkyrie.
John thinks he's a badass now with that new Softail - he's just an Instant Biker!
by BGS September 1, 2005
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