Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004

can the can

The phrase "can the can" means "... something that is pretty impossible, you can't get one can inside another if they are the same size.

example: make a stand for your man, can the can

by llcasel November 28, 2019

can

(verb) To throw away, get rid of, fire (an employee), shut up (get rid of what you were talking about). Also shitcan.

"Can that crap -- we've heard it all before."

by anarcissie April 4, 2008

Can

1. To give up on or desist from an activity.
2. To fire (an employee).
3. Buttocks; keester; butt; rump; gluteus maximus.
4. Jail; the slammer; hoosegow; calabozo; graybar motel; the jug.
5. Complete and on reserve, as of a film.

1. Can the tickling, kids, before someone starts to cry.
2. I thought the boss was going to give me a raise, but instead I got canned.
3. She had a can on her like the Queen of Bulgaria.
4. I got outta the can last week and yesterday I got busted again.
5. UPN has five episodes in the can, so don't worry about them.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

can

Bathroom

I'll be right back, I need to go to the can.

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

can

to shut up

-Guys, I'm scared! What if we get caught?
-Can it, nigger.

by Nicole February 16, 2004

canning

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.

We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.

by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007