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Investicage

a) A purposeful apparatus built for investigation purposes.

b) An investigation with very little scope.
The investicage cannot be successfully extrapolated from.
by Stu Doname August 8, 2018
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ingestion

Pulling in the data. Ingesting the data so we can analyse it and make new predictions and clear up problems.
"Our team is still working on the ingestion so we can get that project done." In Slack standup meeting today.
by jmacofearth August 15, 2023
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shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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Investmental

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.
In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who came from Fuentealbilla, and went to Barcelona's academy La Masia. He started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 World Cup Final goal. Known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the crap out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, Iniesta is the whole package. His signature move is "la croqueta".
"Did you see Andres Iniesta pull, that spin move off a PSG defender?"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"
by theoneandonly223 February 11, 2014
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incesterbation

When you have sex with your clone, your doppelganger, or a version of you from a parallel universe.
If you clone yourself and then have sex with the clone, it is neither incest nor masturbation, but both: incesterbation.
by Anon Imus November 16, 2006
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Historical Investigation

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.
I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to
by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010
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