*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Insert fluid here

There you go. Buy a mug

You can insert any fluid into that mug!!!!
Mug: {INSERT FLUID HERE}

by 《■》 January 4, 2026

What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)

A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.

Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!

by akararules July 6, 2010

Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida

Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity

by wetandstink August 25, 2021

Wee [insert first name]

A small person named insert first name.

Example 1

Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...

Crowd: How small was he?

Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!

Example 2

Wee Frank is hella short.

by Jay Knockers February 7, 2009

reader-insert

A story in which the reader is the main character

Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.

by ThisRandomFuckedUpLife September 13, 2015

get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"

something urban dictionary wants you to get

example
uraban dictionary: get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"
everybody: no

by fumbling cow 9577 March 17, 2021