Hypocrition

You told her she can't cheat on you when you slept with her sister? That is such a hypocrition.
by Falcon92 July 27, 2009
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Hypocrite

Adjective.

1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.

2. Erin Murray
"I need an FC so I can go back in time to reunite with him..."

"Shut up, hypocrite."
by Shady Inference1 February 03, 2009
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90% of all "christians"
"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.

"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.

"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.

I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
by derrick00762 August 02, 2007
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Hypocrite

one who does the right things for the wrong reasons; a pretender
Hypocrites, they do good things only to show off.
by missingnumber00 January 03, 2011
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A person who says something, and does the exact opposite.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."

Such primitive beliefs...

by Train-to-bangkok December 18, 2006
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Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.
RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?

Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
by Rodney Basil May 21, 2004
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Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 06, 2011
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