hurple

Scottish word for "hirple"
Means to limp, hobble, or walk crookedly

"He hurpled after spraining his ankle."
"Jimmy has a hurple from falling."

by Sir. Grey November 26, 2014

Hustler Butthole

A gaping anus, a person's butthole that has been reamed so many times that it stays open.

I could tell she loved anal, because she had a hustler butthole.

by Ladydub September 22, 2016

Trollup Hustler

One who engages in trolluping as an activity or game. Demands respect from trollups.

The SSL
A trollup hustler specializes in JTHT education. Junior Trollup Hustling in Training.

by The SSL May 17, 2011

Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children

“My dad is mr Hartley”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Gethin Hurley

A man usually found in a country called Wales. He has long hair and a. Bubbly personality. However, if you get on his bad side he gets angry. He may Chase you or even through a chair at you. But if you are on his good side you will see many great things and get cheese.

Wow Gethin has a small penis...

Gethin Hurley: I will hit you with a chair

by Theo_nik October 14, 2020

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

Caught in a hustle

One of Immortal techniques dopest songs. Listen

"Even though we survived through the struggle that made us
We still look at ourselves through the eyes of people that hate us"

"So if i should ever fall and get caught in a hustle, let them know that i died while i fought in a struggle"

"But the emptiness is what bleeds you to death when it cuts you
And its the lawyers, not the inmates scheming to fuck you
Trying to fight the system from inside, eventually corrupts you
But thats what you get when you put a corporation above you
And it's the people that love you that seem to hurt you the most
Sometimes when they die you find yourself cursing their ghost"

by ptownNH December 30, 2011