Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.

Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018

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gas huffer

An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion

Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

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Hufflepuff

The Canada of Hogwarts

1. What the hell is a hufflepuff?
2. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

by Proud to be a Hufflepuff May 23, 2011

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Hufflepuff is a house in Hogwarts from the magical world of Harry Potter. The Hufflepuff house are notorious for partying and are usually huge stoners. Hufflepuffin refers to smoking some killer weed (if you're lucky it's from Mrs. Sprout, the Hufflepuff teacher of Herbology!).

"Young lady, what are you doing?" -Professor McGonagal
"Just Hufflepuffin on this blunt, Minerva, you want a hit?" -Hufflepuff student stoner

by HogwartsHigh August 13, 2012

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