Hey, How you doing?

A greeting often used by "The typical white man" usually in business settings and most of the time rhetorical, often said fast and only understood by other typical white men.

Dave the typical white man: Hey, how you doing?

Random typical white man on the 3rd floor corporation hallway: Hey, how you doing?

by JANmusic October 6, 2013

Where you are and how you're dressed

Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?

A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."

by Ewell December 1, 2006

That's how you get AIDS

Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.

*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"

by NMS33 November 28, 2022

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021

that's how you do its

Unnecessary plural used for the word "it", otherwise meaning "that is how you do it".

Qoolz! That's how you do its!

by CelticWonder November 19, 2002

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

Get it how you live

A way of telling a person who's doing shady shit ex stealing that they gunna have the same thing happen to them as in karma or in the same way it can be a threat or a promise to return the favor someone who got something stolen would tell the thief just wait you gunna get it how ya live basically letting the thief know he's gunna steal his shit

Say bra, you stole from me hell nah just wait you gunna Get it how you live dog.

by Tyson mosier March 13, 2019