Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

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watermelon hormone

the sweet smell of pussy !

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022

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hormone

A fagot or homosexual

god your such a hormone

by cutie27346 May 29, 2020

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Hormoneous

When you're feeling extremely horny and are full of anxiousness to get freakkkyyy with it, so freakkkyyy that you can't control your hormones any longer.

You see that guy Dave? He's so hormoneous!

by How's it Goin?? February 28, 2017

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Hormones

Rats

Max: Idk why but I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships recently

Ryan: same

Max: I’m gonna choose to blame it on hormones tho

Ryan: ya hormones are rats

by Myuiadravenx July 25, 2018

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Hormone hangover

Those incredibly shitty and painful mornings when you wake up and are on your period. Your have cramps, your lower back hurts, you're slightly nauseous from the pain, you feel like you have a fever, sometimes a headache and everything just hurts.

I had to text my roomate to get my midol and hot water bottle cuz i have a wicked hormone hangover and I can't even fucking get up.

by Microwaves July 31, 2024

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