Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Cock Holster

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage

Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.

by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

hooter

tits (aka breasts, fun things on female to caress)

She has amazing tits.

by G. [rimshot] July 17, 2003

cock-holster

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

hoosierling

human offspring characterized by loud, obnoxious behavior. Spends most time being spoiled rotten, taught to be apathetic towards the world and very socially petty. Takes everything for granted and acts very entitled. When they don't get their whims fulfilled they throw tantrums the likes of which would make non-elitists want to pull their teeth out.

If you can't control your hoosierling then they will receive a free espresso and a puppy.

by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009

Hosteria

The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.

The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.

by whitey809 November 16, 2012

Giggle-Hooter

A person who "giggle-hoots" after they laugh.

Example:
Person A: "Hahahaha, huuuuuu".
Person B: You're such a giggle-hooter...
Person A: It runs in my family.

by Aria Wuertz January 6, 2009