Brown Hoody

When the condom gets lodged in the anus during pullout, partially exposing the condom and it's exterior and interior contents to the elements

Did you hear about Baby Brett's first time with Lolo? IT was good until the end, which resulted in a brown hoody.

by Lolo and Baby Brett January 15, 2015

goop hoop

When you splooge all over a basket ball and dunk the ball and the splooge gets all over the rim of the hoop

Dude I made eight goop hoops last night.

by Thiswasdonebyjake April 27, 2017

homopyrobovinenecropheliac

A person who likes to have gay sex with dead, burning cows.

Jeff is the only homopyrobovinenecropheliac that I know, hes one sick motherfucker.

by The Greg June 11, 2004

hoonyak

Pertaining to any typical know it all asshole, jerk off who thinks he's more important than everything, or someone who truly believes their presence alone is one of God's gifts to the world. Possibly one of the most irritating individuals in existence.

"Dan" is such a hoonyak, no wonder he can't maintain a friendship.

by Merhoser December 26, 2006

Mott the Hoople

English rock band of the early 70s. Lineup: Ian Hunter, Mick Ralphs, Overend Watts, Dale 'Buffin' Griffin and Verden Allen. Mainly known for the song 'All the Young Dudes' written for them by none other than David Bowie, but also such classics as 'Roll away the stone', 'All the way from Memphis' and 'Honaloochie Boogie'. They are the only band that Queen ever supported. Named after the Willard Manus novel of the same name.

Dude 1: What is possibly the best ever name of a band?
Dude 2: It's gotta be Mott the Hoople!

by mottthehoople March 12, 2010

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

Boomerang Hoopie

Someone that finally escapes Sebring OH, but eventually ends up back here anyway.

Many of us move away from Hoopie Town, but a lot of us end up being Boomerang Hoopies.

by Pappy425 January 9, 2012