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Pertaining to any typical know it all asshole, jerk off who thinks he's more important than everything, or someone who truly believes their presence alone is one of God's gifts to the world. Possibly one of the most irritating individuals in existence.
"Dan" is such a hoonyak, no wonder he can't maintain a friendship.
hoonyak by Merhoser December 26, 2006
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Also, a polish/german reference to a person with a poor sense of manner or appearence (ie white trash). Usually displays junk cars etc on front yard, house in shambles, kids without shoes.
those people down the block are a bunch of honyaks.
honyak by django43 March 25, 2009
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Low-class person who values neither social graces nor kindness.

From the Ukrainian word гоняк, Slovak "honjak", and Bavarian German "Honjak", all of which originally meant "bloodthirsty pursuer" as a deprecative of the word for "Hun". The word is a relic of the Hunnish invasions of Central Europe.
Max, don't hang around those honyaks. All they'll do for you is get you in trouble.
Honyak by davarinofuntucson March 23, 2020

Hoonyard 

“He looks like a real hoonyard in that cutoff tank top.”
Hoonyard by BlueBouser September 8, 2009
My Junior High School coach called us honyaks.
When I asked him what it means, he told me that a honyak is 10 pounds of horse poop in a six pound bag!
He used a pithier word for horse poop.
Honyak by Meigwo October 13, 2020

hoonyach 

The friends of my son who hang out at my house, raiding the fridge, watching tv, playing video games, occassionally smoking weed, mostly unemployed and unmotivated. All around, a great bunch of kids.
When I arrived home from work today, the hoonyachs were, as usual, sprawled on the couch eating pizza and watching a Blazers game.
hoonyach by am January 21, 2004
Close to Hoser in meaning. Used to address friends or familiar people. Likely originated in Southeastern Canada or Maine in the US.
honyak by wheaty June 1, 2005
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