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Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.
Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.
by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020
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Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.
In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.
by mellophan April 1, 2021
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Hobostick

When you've been told to leave a situation, a party, a company or your home. Typically for an embarrassing reason.
Did you hear about what happened yesterday? John was caught masturbating during our CPR training and was sent home without pay. We all watched him totally hobostick the hell outta here.
by Msklreed November 11, 2021
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poopsticker

Mainly a used term in Africa, although could be used anywhere else. Poopsticker is used when oneself takes a poop
then puts the turd in a bucket, (by hand) then proceed to attach a sticker to that piece of feces in that bucket. Once

the person has found his victim, the person swings the bucket to the victim and the turd fly's out to there face with a

nice little sticker in the end.

This term and action was found in southern Africa as a "extreme" joke of action to there peers. Mainly these horrific
feces attacks has been happening frequently but has since bin died down.
WHY DID YOU THROW FECES AT MY MOM!

its not a bad thing, poopsticker is an art of true kindness and integrity, you should be happy.

WHAT??
by Thepoopstickinggod November 13, 2022
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poopstick

something you say out loud to yourself when slightly flustered or frustrated. simply a substitute for saying ''f**k'' out loud or under your breath.
*sigh*... ugh, poopstick.
by goldenbridgetroll February 27, 2023
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Hoodsick

Like homesick, but wider in meaning. Usually used when you go on a trip to an area wealthier or nicer than the one you reside in. Rather than miss only your home, you miss the population, the way people act, the food, and essentially the vibe of your entire hood.
I can’t wait to go back home from this trip bro, mfs are weird out here. I’m mad hoodsick right now.
by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024
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HotStick

Where a someone takes a mouthful of a hot liquid, swooshes it around to get their mouth hot, swallows, then proceeds to give a guy a blowjob.
My wife gave me a hotstick this morning at breakfast.
by Hsmaker February 18, 2026
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