Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?

by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

Hooper

A good basketball player

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.

by LD_707 May 31, 2007

Hoopeston

Lamest town in the world with about 5,000 people and one fast food restaurant. Many losers live here and devote their lives to smoking pot and/or meth.

There was another meth lab bust in Hoopeston today.

by Melynda Allen October 19, 2008

Hoopfest

This event happens in Spokane, Washington its the biggest 3 on 3 basketball tournament on the planet.

Lets go to Hoopfest

by adsf June 26, 2004

hooves

It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE

Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.

by Skillett March 30, 2004

Hoopist

A basketball god you are a goat at basket

Kevin is a hoopist

by Kev-Shiesty August 12, 2021

hooped

Broken, not working properly

This joystick is hooped

by monkeywerks May 14, 2005