Hoblink

A stinky spandex wearing ark coon

Hoblink is dirty

by BigfootVI September 19, 2018

hooking down

To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.

(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"

by MC Betches March 10, 2009

Hooking Down

The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.

Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"

Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"

by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010

hoolidoo

a "hoolidoo" is a person who is dumb, weird, odd, high af, drunk af, and has no clue about what they are doing.

You're such a hoolidoo!

by chillassperson September 30, 2017

Hofling

The feeling you get when you knock someone out

“When I hit that person I felt proper hofling”

by Humly November 14, 2019

hoglin

Hoglin - scientifically Sus infernali - is a species of hog native to the underworld, known as the Nether. Their primary diet consists of crimson fungi.
In colloquial language, "hoglin" may be used to indicate an overweight angry person.

Dude A, a fat guy: gets angry over getting 4 chicken nuggets instead of 5
Dude B to dude C: Look at that hoglin!

by Evfnye Misx October 27, 2020

arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003