Hobo Hold

(Noun)- The act of placing a caller on hold by poorly covering the phone's receiver or simply setting the handset on your desk, usually followed by yelling the name of the caller across the room.

Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.

Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.

Tom: "Hey did you get ahold of Tony?"

Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."

Tom: "What an dick move"

by Blackjackii November 21, 2010

hobo megatron

Its sara

Sara is a hobo megatron

by hobomegatron January 9, 2021

Robo-Hobo

Economic relief automaton developed to take on the role of homelessness thus freeing the human homeless to engage in other pursuits. First proposed in the Green New Deal as a way to make coding jobs for coal miners, pipeline workers and other fossil fuel industry workers.

The activists hacked the command console and ordered the robo-hobos to burn and loot Seattle and set up an Automaton Zone.

by Zorbot February 23, 2021

Hobbs NM

Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.

Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.

by Zach. G February 13, 2019

hobo-ette

A female hobo (very rare)

Man, if that Woody was a woman, he'd be a Hobo-ette.

by chaich February 12, 2004

Hobosexual

Someone who enters relationship so they are no longer homeless.

Yo boy Dee Lover is baddest hobosexual ever met girl and the same night he moved in her apartment.

by Klover324 July 24, 2019

hobo knife

A hobo knife is generally a pocket knife which includes a folding knife, fork, and spoon. In popular culture hobos routinely "shank" non-hobos who invade their boxcar homes with these versatile tools.

Oh no, that hobo just stabbed Jimmy with his hobo knife!

by Ted B February 10, 2008