organized hoarder

A person who has mass amounts of stuff BUT who keeps the stuff in plastic totes, filing cabinets, bags Etc....like paper, crafts, fabric and such.

The organized hoarder had 50 grey 40 gallon totes with nothing but craftbooks in it.

by mrsshelton January 3, 2011

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

Taco Hoarder

The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.

Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.

by Jack Eds August 20, 2006

Sack hoarder

One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.

That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!

by Senior Weiner January 26, 2009

app hoarder

a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an iPod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:

1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like

insertnamehere: Why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???

deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!

insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P

by egg7 October 22, 2010

desktop hoarder

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.

ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?

by saywat? August 7, 2010