Bitch Hitch

The Best friend who tags along with her friend and her boyfriend. The female form of cock blocking.

If you and you boyfriend are going, I don't want to bitch hitch.

Sally keeps bitch hitching every time we go to have sex.

by TallonWarrior September 1, 2007

Hitchhiker

One who knows where his or her towel is.

Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.

by cyenu February 3, 2005

Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010

Hitcher

Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.

The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea

I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!

Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!

by Vanilla Lionheart June 23, 2008

drunken hitchhiker

The act of fingering a female with your thumb in a hitchhiking fashion.

After I gave her the drunken hitchhiker, she gave me a ride.

by Team Maniche December 25, 2008

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

Hitch

1. The cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."

3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. One of Will Smith's movies.

"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."

by Ace n Hitman July 16, 2008