1. An experience very similar to being damned to hell, except that you are actually allowed and encouraged to leave after four years and there is a chance that you will not be on fire the entire time. Also for some strange reason that has yet to be determined, there are some moments during your time there where you actually won't hate absolutely everything.
You go into high school knowing that you will be subjecting yourself to pain and suffering and you rationalize it by telling yourself that all of that pain and suffering will be worth it by the time it is over because then you won't have to deal with it anymore. No one understands why we do this.
by hurrdurriam5yrsold November 5, 2012
Get the High Schoolmug. A prison for people under the age of 18. Unlike prison, you have to work your ass off to get into a better prison, in which you will waste the best years of your life fucking people and getting wasted or stoned. Also, the point at which guys are either selfish douchebags who get laid everyday, or nice, fun, and friendly, but have no chance of getting a date if they aren't "cute". Girls are either superficial cunts or bitchy drunk sluts.
The point at which you have to break away from the fantasy you've been living in for the past 14 years and start joining reality, which is confusing, because you're probably headed off to college next. You also have to decide what you want to do in life, which is even more confusing, because you have virtually no choice in what you are taught in school. If you go to high school and meet someone who is focused on learning something they want to do in life, stick with them; they will probably be uber-famous since they are smart enough to skip all the stupid shit that goes on at such a young age.
The point at which you have to break away from the fantasy you've been living in for the past 14 years and start joining reality, which is confusing, because you're probably headed off to college next. You also have to decide what you want to do in life, which is even more confusing, because you have virtually no choice in what you are taught in school. If you go to high school and meet someone who is focused on learning something they want to do in life, stick with them; they will probably be uber-famous since they are smart enough to skip all the stupid shit that goes on at such a young age.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Nick did last week?
Guy 2: Yeah, he burnt down a church with a home-made flamethrower and killed all the people inside it.
Guy 1: Did he go to jail?
Guy 2: Nah, but I heard he got 4 years in high school.
Guy 2: Yeah, he burnt down a church with a home-made flamethrower and killed all the people inside it.
Guy 1: Did he go to jail?
Guy 2: Nah, but I heard he got 4 years in high school.
by memyselfandi1776 October 25, 2009
Get the High Schoolmug. Unlike another definition said, high school punks are quite different from anarchists. They're immature whiney brats who buy into the corporations, just like all the other highschoolers, but like to think they're different. Highschool is a hell-hole filled with a million worthless losers, jamming into desks that are too small.
Punk 1: "Man, those preps are so dumb! Lets go listen to our "punk" music now, and think that we're deep, while trying pathetically hard tio stand out!"
Me:"Fuck off, you pathetic loser. I feel sorry for our poor, future society."
Me:"Fuck off, you pathetic loser. I feel sorry for our poor, future society."
by Lizzeh March 3, 2005
Get the High Schoolmug. Pretty much a day care for teenagers. You dont accomplish anything in high school except getting a piece of paper that society says you have to have.
Where, apparently they think your going to become some kind of mathematical who is also a rocket scientist and a English scholar that knows 2 languages. 99.99% of teenagers in high school dont learn anything they memorize things for quizzes. Technically High School is why almost half of the teens that do kill them selves (bullying) do it. Half of teenagers at high school love the pop culture while the other half are pissed off and want to kill everything.
Where, apparently they think your going to become some kind of mathematical who is also a rocket scientist and a English scholar that knows 2 languages. 99.99% of teenagers in high school dont learn anything they memorize things for quizzes. Technically High School is why almost half of the teens that do kill them selves (bullying) do it. Half of teenagers at high school love the pop culture while the other half are pissed off and want to kill everything.
by Cody241 May 18, 2011
Get the High Schoolmug. A cynical hellhole overrun by stupid cheerleaders and football players. It is required in the U.S. for all students ages 14-18. As each person goes through this, they are given a stereotype and are expected to follow it perfectly or risk being called an "outcast". Some stereotypes include, but are not limited too: Jock, Cheerleader, Drama Geek, Band Geek, Blonde, Nerd, etc. Each student's goal is to make everyone else feel inferior to themselves through the means of cliques, exclusive parties, and such. All students also have to deal with bitchy adults called "teachers" who make sure each student comes back by giving them 3 hours of homework a night to be completed for the next day. Resulting in late-night homework marathons fueled by "Red Bull" and "Monsters". The main goal of high school is to make everyone feel shitty about themselves, teach them their places in society, and haunt them long afterwards about it. High School lasts for 4 years.
Male 1: My mom was prom queen in high school
Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster
Male 1: At least she was popular
Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek
Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow.
Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.
Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster
Male 1: At least she was popular
Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek
Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow.
Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.
by Eticket15 December 1, 2011
Get the High Schoolmug. Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.
Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.
Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.
Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!
12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.
Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.
Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!
12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
by Douchebag82 November 11, 2011
Get the High Schoolmug. a large building where teenagers are sent in the morning hours to socialize with friends, text for 30-90 minute durations, day dream, sleep, and or eat.
by Thetruthhurtskid August 1, 2010
Get the High Schoolmug.