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Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......
by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021
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HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM
NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.
by need help December 2, 2021
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Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!
Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...
Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"
by Antipekka May 15, 2024
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OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵
OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Ronit ^_^ October 14, 2023
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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