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helarius

Wen sumething or somone is extremely funy &dat make u laff lots.

Often used by people who can't spell definitely.
omg,,,, just 2 say thnx for teh 10 minuites reading entertaiment lol,,, u guys r liek definatly HELARIUS!!!!!111!1 LMAO
by kafka February 24, 2005
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Hegarty out

Eamon you better not hegarty out like every other time
by Alcoholic Semen Thrower April 3, 2011
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Nurse Helga Bumgames

A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
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veggie helga

commenly go by the name of saskia, these are sweedish vegitarians that should be refferd to as helga. Aslo the language they speek is a secret sweedish dielect
Normal person: Hey, are you a veggie helga?
Helga: Herdy gerdy gerd herd gerd
by jackins May 17, 2007
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Send-us-to-hellary clinton

I voted for trump and not send-us-to-hellary Clinton
by lego adam November 9, 2016
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HegartyMaths

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
by ColinHegartyIsAnonce February 3, 2021
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helga

Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.
I was just checking in at this place 5 minute ago and she helgad me again.
by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013
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