Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

heinz

To catch up in a thread or chat or post

I have been tied up all day, it will take forever to heinz this conversation.

by Megmcc June 4, 2015

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

william heinze

The most sexy boy in the world. He is best at football, noone can beat him! So dont even try to be best at football because it is impossible!

William heinze

by hejminmanhetererikoch December 11, 2016

Heinzing

The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.

“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”

by HeinzHater123 June 6, 2025

Heinz 57

Heinz 57 is when you're a 100% American meaning that you don't know your ethnicity, you are a mixed breed mutt.

Yeah,I'm a Heinz 57,dude, shit, I ain't no pedigree.

by Randy goat fucker August 2, 2025

An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike October 19, 2017