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Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.
“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz
by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018
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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Heinz

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
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heinz

To catch up in a thread or chat or post
I have been tied up all day, it will take forever to heinz this conversation.
by Megmcc June 4, 2015
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Schnizel Heinz

Have you seen that anonymous account Schnizel Heinz? He's on social media's but no one knows who he is
by Random_soviet_guy June 10, 2019
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Heinz 357

Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.
I usually prefer mild-tasting food, so I guess "Ell Passo" on da Heinz 357, thank you.
by QuacksO March 29, 2021
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The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.
The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night
by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025
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