Heinz

Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.

He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.

Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz

by By sportHFS November 21, 2021

Olivia Heinz

A lesbian that wants to go out with Katelyn. Like on a picnic. Like in a potentially fruity way. #fruitsbeforeveggies

Person one: "Yk Katelyn?"
Person two: "Yes omg she should totally go out with Olivia Heinz"

by piahwhah October 2, 2021

Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

Heinz 357

Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.

I usually prefer mild-tasting food, so I guess "Ell Passo" on da Heinz 357, thank you.

by QuacksO March 29, 2021

Heinz 57

Heinz 57 is when you're a 100% American meaning that you don't know your ethnicity, you are a mixed breed mutt.

Yeah,I'm a Heinz 57,dude, shit, I ain't no pedigree.

by Randy goat fucker August 2, 2025

The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.

The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night

by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025

Heinzing

The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.

“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”

by HeinzHater123 June 6, 2025