Heffernan Syndrome

A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".

Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!

also acceptable:

That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!

by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006

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Hefner

A song created my Tana Mongeau. Released in the United States on November 6th, 2017.

Did you hear Tana Mongeaus new song Hefner? It features Bella Thorne in the music video!

by @neverbehailey November 6, 2017

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heiferbitch

-bitch ass bitch that is fat like a cow and worse than an ordinary lame old bitch.
-it can also be a term of endearment for your beetches

snaps for jeaniqua for this word, heiferbitch.

by timmywimmy January 16, 2007

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Heffern

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.

"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."

by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008

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mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005

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