header cheddar

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it

Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me

by You heard it here first February 16, 2021

HaSeul

LOONA’s 3rd member and yeojin’s mom

A: HASEUL IS COMING BACK?1!2?2?

B: REALLY OMFGSB IM GONNA CRY WAIT WHAT.

A: FINALLY ITS BEEN FORVER

B: we better stream new moon 😮 💨

by renisveryhot May 25, 2021

tyler haase

A kid who has a 2 inch penis and normally makes fun of tooth gaps.

Person 1: "My date turn out to be a total tyler haase"!
Person 2: "That sucks"

by HErepes February 5, 2017

red headed stepchild

A child who is obviously not your own, a child who is treated worse than other children in the family

I beat him like a red headed stepchild.

by Vindriss December 28, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

cotton-headed-ninny-muggin

someone who is not very skilled at their job

Buddy the Elf

by Johnny Depp December 6, 2003

Bluetooth Headset

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009