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I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...
Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
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THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!

This is the best quote said by Minoru Mineta (a.k.a. Fresh-Picked Hero "Grape Juice"). He's a character from the manga/anime series Boku no Hero Academia (My Hero Academia) who's known for his preverted behaviors.

During one of the exams, him and his teammate were fighting against a hot teacher. He had the opportunity to do something preverted, but instead he chose to flee with his friend. And that is when his said "THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!"
Mineta: "THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT! ... JUST THIS ONCE."
by SourCreamPie January 23, 2018
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i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
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Another way of saying, "I understand" or "I already know."
(patiently listens to a broken man's pitiful, self-depreciating speech)

My Response: "You don't have to tell me twice and I'm okay with it as long as you stay away from my sis. P.S., Jesus loves you and everyone else thinks you're an idiot."
by ms.understood September 16, 2013
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oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.
Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!
by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006
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