cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

Hatch

Something unnecessarily exclusive and/or close-minded.

"The university education system is so hatch. Learning should be democratized."
or
"I have been on a bourbon kick... scotch is too hatch for me."

by BalticBeerBear August 5, 2019

Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

hatshepsut

a queen and pharoah from around 1400 bc. prized by not only her beauty, but her ability to make her reign fruitfull and improving the economy of egypt. no other pharoah reached her stature in the rulers of that land. those that have this name have a strong will, even temper, and a wise mind to make all important decisions. some believe she was a Goddess, making her the closest to our maker.
those bearing her name are strong, level headed, loving, and among those destined for great rewards. was never a greater pharoah then her.

Hatshepsut

by mark anthony the third February 5, 2010

Hatchmeister

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.

me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister

by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.

Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.

by nate calfee January 22, 2014

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004