Captains Handshake

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.

So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!

by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011

Milwaukee handshake

hand job while wearing a work glove

This road is rougher than a Milwaukee handshake.

by itstrue42 April 29, 2013

Keewatin Handshake

A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.

I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.

by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015

Hotmill Handshake

It starts with two men, assuming the docked position. Then using a handful of industrial grease, jerking each others shafts.

Kevin and Jason had too much time at work, so they each grabbed a handful of grease and gave each other the 'Ole Hotmill Handshake

by Copco May 13, 2016

Taco Handshake

Female masturbation, a girl using her hands to flick her clit or finger herself.

We always take the time to masturbate, to milk the snake, girls do the taco handshake.

by MC Urban Words December 28, 2010

Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009

Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012