How's it hanging?

How are you? or What's up?

It refers to a guy's external organs of reproduction. The answer should therefore be based on whether or not they are comfortably positioned in the undergarments.

"How's it hanging?"
"I'm fine, thanks! I just got out of the closet, finally I can express my true self instead of living a lie!"

or

"How's it hanging?"
"Long and loose and full of juice!"

by Faul Poshberg July 19, 2013

a low hanging fruit

This is a comical term for a gay who hangs around with the homeless.

Bruce is a low hanging fruit in the alley!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2020

Tonya Harding

Resorting to underhanded means to eliminate one's competition.

Comes from the ice-skater Tonya Harding, who had her boyfriend purposefully club Nancy Kerrigan, who was favored to win the gold, in an attempt to improve her chances in the 1994 Winter Olympics.

That skank better stay away from my man or I'll go Tonya Harding on her ass!

by eighteenlies August 27, 2005

hanging wedgie

a hanging wedgie is when someone or a group of people grab your underwear and hang the back of your underwear onto something high, such as a coat hanger, pole, or a shower head. you are left suspended in the air for a long time and its almost impossible to get out of unless your underwear rips or someone gets you off.

one time my friends gave me a hanging wedgie. we were at a friends house and we were playing truth or dare and i got dared to get a hanging wedgie. they put 2 more pairs of underwear on me and took me into the excersize room. inside there was a excersize bike. the bike looked just like a normal bike except the part you put your hand on curve upwards and it went really high up. they got a chair and hooked my underwear onto the pole. after that they pushed the chair away and i fell. it hurt so bad. the pole was about 6 and a half feet and I'm only 6 feet so i was suspended in the air. in addition i was wearing boxer briefs and they only stretch like a inch so that didn't help. they decided to do more by taking my shirt off and tying my hands and taking my pants off. i was stuck there for about 20 minutes and my balls started to ache. they were taking pictures and videos and it was so embarrassing. after another 20 minutes i was still hanging for 40 minutes no sign of ripping. they were just watching tv in the excersize room and my underwear was far up my crack. since i was leaning forward too my balls kept getting crushed. finally they let me down and everyone else did it too because they felt bad.

by DoilyFam July 19, 2017

Necktie hanging from a doorknob

A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.

Necktie hanging from a doorknob

(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?

(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.

by Rakis June 14, 2018

handinable

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.

3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!

by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009

Hanging Essay

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

by Jollyva March 14, 2011