blow-handy

When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.

Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?

Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.

Guy1: what's that?

Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.

Guy1: nice!

by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013

handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

by delores haze September 5, 2006

handy j

slang for a hand job

holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.

by mclout4226 September 29, 2009

sandy handy

A hand job with no lube involved.

Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.

by joker aka dj nj April 19, 2007

mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006

Handi-Capable

A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.

Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.

by Stefuunee STFU! July 11, 2009

self handy

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

by T Rex February 4, 2008