oh shit handles

A handle usually directly above the door or passenger window in a car originally designed to hang dry cleaned clothes. Since no one does this anymore, the only known purpose is for holding on for dear life when riding with new or non-drivers, the elderly, off-duty prison guards or people in other traditionally suicide prone lines of work, and henchmen on a violent carchase. The handles are usually grabbed with a cry of, "Oh shit!"; thus the moniker.

"OK Gordy, turn left at the pharmacy here. Yes, this corner. Well, just turn at the next blo...Jesus, watch out for the curb! Oh shit, Nik, grab the Oh Shit Handles!

by photogeek88 February 22, 2005

Handled

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

by Dman16 May 16, 2010

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

by ANTMFan April 18, 2011

fly off the handle

To become angry or enraged.

"I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle!"

by Socko August 10, 2004

handle your shit

to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you

Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!

Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!

by theblob94 October 31, 2010

Oh Shit Handle

The handle on the passenger side of the roof, which is grabbed by the passenger when they are afraid due to the drivers driving

John: My brothers driving was so scray last night - I had to grab hold of the oh shit handle

by HALBUD May 10, 2009

Double Axe Handle

a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.

Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle

or

Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes

by breeimhxc February 19, 2009