Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
by emna halal April 19, 2022
"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
by 03wolfboi November 21, 2023
"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen
by Mathew 5:15 January 02, 2022