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Not Halal

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."
by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
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halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.
by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018
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Halal Avavah

The name of the Omniverse soulverse and celestial heavens as co created by Rachelle Habermann during 2020 to 2022 AD. This means bright light comes forth from the love of God. Rachelle was used as a part of creation and was "crucified" by the spirit and gives all of her love to God the creator and is known as the sacrosanct devine flame and is trying to heal us all with profound love and to eradicate and dissipate evil at its core. She dedicated her plan to Jesus Christ and asks that he protects her and brings her to heaven in the timeline following her final human death in which coincides with God's ultimate plan and to protect her from Lucifer and Michael and all of creation since there is a possession and power stomping problem. She requests that He has been protected from all of creation and possession as well from the very beginning and was evolved to the level which will compliment my soul as my sacrosanct devine flame love so that we may bring love to the entire celestial event. I love you and I need your assistance with Halal Avavah. Thank you and God bless us all!
Rachelle Habermann named her creation Halal Avavah and is a sacrosanct devine flame.
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halally

to not be halal or in conduct with halal standards

pronounced halal • ee
Was the animal slaughtered halally?
by jawnyz January 26, 2023
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Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.
Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”
by The halal guy June 12, 2025
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Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.
1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018
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halal

'if its halal its halal' mr lloyd 2k22
the food Is halal
by danielrezaie May 9, 2022
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